We’ve come up with our own Facebook ad to try to sell our favorite truck. This truck has seen us through crazy ex’s, muddin’, taken us to epic parties even helped us get to mama’s funeral. There really is not a dollar value that could ever be paid for the time we shared.
Truck only has 821,455 miles on it.
Just put in a new air freshener and floor mats.
A/C doesn’t work.
No, I won’t clean out the junk.
Might have to jump it off to get it started.
Found a family of raccoons living in It (still living in it)
But it’s been the most loyal truck I’ve ever had.
Looking to trade for a 2020 Maserati or 2020 Range Rover.
Serious offers only. Don’t come at me with BS.
I know what I got.
(This is taken for FB page we follow that always makes us laugh. No, we don’t have a truck and surely it would be called Wild Think.)